Have you been following the Tour de France this year? It’s gone something like this:
It’s neck and neck, neck and neck
Between Contador and Andy Schleck
A few seconds more, a few seconds more
Between Andy Schleck and Contador
High in the mountains, a random mech-
anical problem delays Andy Schleck
What is the unwritten Tour de France law?
Stop and wait, Contador?
Andale, andale, what the heck
Alberto has to beat Andy Schleck
Into the time trial, can we be sure
The better trialist is Contador?
Out on the road at the first time check
Just 2 seconds separate him from Schleck
Hear the crowd cheer, hear the crowd roar
For Andy Schleck and Contador
Too close to call, what do you reck-
on? Who’ll be the victor, the Spaniard or Schleck?
And … here comes the winner of this year’s Tour
By 39 seconds, it’s Contador.